Savage feedback. Real results.

Resume Roast makes resume feedback easier to hear. We call out vague bullets, empty buzzwords, and confusing structure without dressing it up in recruiter-speak.

The joke is the opening move, not the whole product. Every roast ends with three practical fixes; the paid rewrite turns the critique into sharper positioning and ATS-conscious copy for real applications.

We do not promise interviews. We do promise a clearer resume, useful next steps, and fewer sentences that sound like they were written by a committee.